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WARNING! STRONG ASS LANGUAGE, REALLY LONG PARAGRAPHS AND GENERAL RANTING AHEAD! TURN BACK NOW YA WUSSBUCKET! Oh you wanna see, do ya? Well then, prepare that anus of yours, because it’s gonna hurt like hell after this!

I’m in a rather piss-ass mood today, and let me tell you why. As most of you already know, I am a Sonic fan and I love KnuxAmy. You don’t ship it? I’m cool with that. We all have our preferences, you know. What I’m not cool with are the dumbasses who flame me or others for liking this pairing. Seriously, everytime I try to search for cute KnuxAmy art or fanfictions, at least half of the results are Anti-KnuxAmy pics where Amy gets the shit punched out of her by Knux (sometimes vice versa) or BAWW journals against the pair. When I do find KnuxAmy deviations I enjoy, or when I submit my own, 90% of the comments are really rude and condescending. Not even KnuxAmy accounts or groups are safe from this crap. Here’s a list of some of the most retarded comments I’ve seen on many artists’ KnuxAmy art as well as my own art.

“It’s not even canon. What a dumb crack pairing”

“BAWW! U AMY OR SONIC HATER!!”

“FUCK YOU. THIS COUPLE SUCKS! SONAMY AND KNUXOUGE RULES!”

“They’re not even friends, what u r thinkin on?”

“Knuckles would beat her to a bloody pulp.”

NOOOO! Amy hit knuckles in Sonic Generations!”

“Red and Pink don’t go together! Neither do Hedgehogs and Echidnas!”
BAAWW! GO TO HELL YOU SONAMY HATER!!”

“EWWW! First the SonAmy fans ruined Amy and now KnuxAmy? SEGA should just kill you off already”
(yep, some lovely douchesocket told me this on a pairing stamp)

Allow me to shed some light on these idiotic comments, will you?

“It’s not even canon. What a dumb crack pairing”

“EWWW! First the SonAmy fans ruined Amy and now KnuxAmy? SEGA should just kill you off already”


:bulletred: Okay, first of all, let’s get something straight here; NO SONIC PAIRING IS CANON! I don’t care how many “moments” two canon characters have spent together, or how many dates they went on, the pairing is NOT automatically canon unless the creators say so. SEGA never officially confirmed SonAmy, Shadouge, Tailsmo or any of those pairings. Even if they did, who the fuck cares? Not everyone likes what the creator or the majority of the fandom likes or does. That’s called having a different opinion. What about the Gravitation fans who dislike Maki Murakami’s new drawing style or all the extra fanservice she’s added? Are they being disrespectful to her or others who don’t mind the style change or fanservice? Hell no, they just don’t care for that and that’s fine. OH NOEZ, SUMBAHDE DOEZN’T SUPPORT CANON PAIRS. WAHH U STUPID KUNT, HOW DAER U DISRESPECKT SEGA!!! BAWW111!1 NEW FLASH SONIC FAGS, SONICTEAM IS NOT GOD. Don’t put them on a fucking pedestal and treat them like they’re God’s Gift. Regardless of how successful their games are and how cool they might be, they’re still a group of ordinary people who have to put bread on the table and work, stop acting like they’re the ones who made your sorry hides. And no, them being Japanese doesn’t make them better than us Americans and the rest of the world, sorry Sonicboos. Seriously, who the fuck spends their day worrying about fans who dislike canon when there’s bills to pay and mouths to feed, huh, especially with this shitty economy? Bottom line folks, SEGA probably doesn’t care about canon pairings and neither should you. And for any of you brats whose parents work at SEGA or make cartoons and still feel the need to act like canon Nazis towards others, your parents and their crew have my greatest sympathy. I sure hope none of you act like this in front of your parents or their clients.

:bulletred: Second, how the horny hell is shipping a character disrespectful to their character? Shipping is all in good fun, there’s no need to get shit-faced over seeing character A with Character C instead of Character B. Amy may be in love with Sonic in the games and whatnot, but seriously, her love for Sonic is NOT what she’s all about, she is so much more than that! She has her moments when she can swoop in and kick a Badnik’s butt without begging Sonic to save her. She spends time trying to cheer up the Rabbit family and helping them with chores, and not once do I hear her mention Sonic. When she’s with the other boys, she doesn’t constantly whine about not getting attention from them or constantly needing help from them. Shipping Amy is NOT what ruined her, it was SonicTeam’s writers who reduced her to merely a stalker that did, NOT her relationship with any of the boys or a simple fanon pairing. And for those of you who are against ships in general or fanon ships, NOT EVERY FAN CHANGES THE CHARACTER’S FUCKING PERSONALITY TO MAKE THEIR SHIP WORK. If you have to change the character’s personality to make it work, it either won’t or you suck at characterization (which not surprisingly a great deal of fandoms do). I don’t have to change Knuckles or Amy’s personalities to make the pair work because their personalities aren’t all that different to me. In fact, more than 90% of my favorite pairs are fanon, but I still keep their personalities the same, so shut it. And wishing death on someone over the Internet is a really fucking stupid thing to do, especially over a motherfucking videogame. 

:bulletred: Third, a crack pairing is one that makes absolutely no sense and is for the most part a crossover pairing. Knuckles and Amy are from the same goddamn series, so that’s one argument that’s already out the window. Knuckles and Amy have a lot more in common than you think. They both are seriously misunderstood both by their friends and you insane Sonic fans. Everyone thinks Knux is some pissy, gansta boy who’s stupid enough to listen to Eggman, but will beat everyone and their mamas up. Everyone thinks Amy’s all LIKE ERMAGAD SONIC-SENPAI I LUV YOU!!!11 Don’t give me that look, you know it’s true. And they both treat each other like equals too. Knuckles is shy around girls, but Amy doesn’t mystify or intimidate him in the least. Likewise, the rest of the boys think Amy’s totally useless and brush off what she says, but Knux is willing to listen. If you still need proof, read this brilliant essay by my good friend Neesah: hedgehogneesah.deviantart.com/… It's full of good points and whatnot, I suggest you go read it before bitching about this pairing being illogical.


“They’re not even friends, what u r thinkin on?”

“Knuckles would beat her to a bloody pulp.”

NOOOO! Amy hit knuckles in Sonic Generations!”


:bulletred: Okay, lemme stop you at they’re not even friends. First off, just because two characters bicker and argue like crazy DOES NOT mean they are enemies. I don’t know what kind of syrupy romance novels and manga you’ve been reading, but love and friendship aren’t all sunshine and roses. EVERYBODY ARGUES, NOT JUST MORTAL ENEMIES OR RIVALS. Friends argue. Siblings argue. Parents and their children argue. Couples argue. Shit, you and your sweetheart could be closer than Siamese twins and yet quarrel worse than rats fighting over scraps in the trash can. Arguing ≠ Hate. A lot of people have different ways of showing affection to their familiars, be it romantic or platonic, but it’s NOT always gonna be easy or pleasant. Some people show affection by being very verbose and loud, others may be blunt and stern. Here’s a fine example: Most Hetalia fans think FRUK makes no sense because England and France fight a lot. HELLO? That’s how they bond, guys. They fight one minute and high five each other the next. They help each other and can share a good laugh or too. Why,they fight like an old married couple. Knuckles and Amy do argue quite a lot, but you don’t see them constantly trying to avoid each other or having a wrestling match everytime both of them have to go get Sonic. Most of them time, after they argue, they shake it off and move on. And remember that Sonic X episode where they went through the sewer to catch up with Sonic? They argued, but did Knuckles let Amy fall to her death afterwards? Fuck no; he got off his grouchy red ass and swooped in to catch her, Superman-style. She didn’t whine or act spoiled, she was very grateful he saved her, but then again, what girl wouldn’t be? Also, if you think about it, Knuckles and Rouge argue quite a lot too, and Sonic and Amy have had tons of shouting matches. Please tell me again how KnuxAmy can’t work because they fight. If you don’t support Knux and Ames as a romantic couple, fine by me, but if you’re gonna pull the “Oh they hate each other” bullshit on me, you really need to get your head checked.

:bulletred: About the hitting, let me tell you something, creampuff, NONE OF THE SONIC BOYS WOULD EVER HIT A GIRL. I don’t care how aggressive the guy in question is, or how annoying the gal is, none of the Sonic boys would ever hit a girl. Even Eggman has some decency when it comes to holding girls captive. In fact, almost all the guys get upset when they see a girl cry, so why would they hit them, huh? What’s that, Knuckles hit Rouge in Sonic Adventure 2 and Teams Sonic and Chaotix attacked Amy and Cream in Sonic Heroes and Sonic? Guess what, that’s called the fucking gameplay and storyline! They didn’t strike the girls out of pure annoyance or spite; they were trying to get somewhere (where do ya think, Geniuses?). But of course, the girls wouldn’t listen and kept interfering with their mission. I’m sure they felt bad afterwards, and nobody likes to fight, but sometimes it’s inevitable. Tell me then, when you folks were watching the earlier cutscenes or anime episodes, have you ever seen any of the guys hit the girls over something stupid? Honestly, tell me when’s the last time you’ve seen Knuckles punch Amy in the face over a smart ass remark or Tails smack Cream for saying something he didn’t agree with. I am taking about the cutscenes and anime episodes, NOT the motherfucking levels, learn to read please. If your answer is never, then shut the hell up and stop using the “Oh he hits girls who piss him off” excuse, no one wants or needs to hear it.

:bulletred: And no, Amy DID NOT, hit Knuckles in that abomination you call Sonic Generations. She shoved him out of the way to see SAWNIC. She Shoved, NOT hit, learn your fucking verbs before spewing shit. Amy might’ve threatened to hit Knuckles for talking smack, but I’ve never seen her fucking bash his head in or anyone else’s for that matter, over something non-combat related. Just because one character shoves or hits another DOES NOT mean they hate each other. Likewise, just because one character hugged the other DOES NOT mean they love each other. If you are going to whine over two characters because OMG DIS PERSON HIT DAT PERSON or OMG THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER; then please, step away from the flashy electronics and go take a fucking breather. Jesus fuck, you’re no better than the Hetaboos who whined over Cuba hitting Canada in Episode 35 or the Happy Tree Fags that fawned over Flippy not killing Flaky in Party Animal. Yeah, I freaking went there, what are you gonna do about it?

THIS IS NOT AN ANTI-PAIRING/CHARACTER ART OR ANY OF THAT SHIT. Just because I rant about certain pairs I like doesn’t mean I’m insulting someone else’s pairing or another character. If anything, I have a problem with the fandom itself, NOT the pairings or characters. I hate anti-pairing art, so you’ll never see any from me. I’M NOT BASHING SONAMY OR ANY OF THOSE PAIRS, OKAY? So if you’re gonna BAWW about OMG U HAET MAH FAVURIT PAIR, then get the fuck out. There’s a fuckton of pairings I hate, just like the rest of you. Unlike you Sonicfags, I don’t waste my breath being an ass to their supporters or making shitty anti-art or rants against them. That’s called having class and respect, motherfuckers, learn and get it. Note: I only refer to insane Sonic fans as Sonicfags, to the rest of you who don’t act like dicks over ships, it’s all good.

“Red and Pink don’t go together! Neither do Hedgehogs and Echidnas!”

“BAAWW! GO TO HELL YOU SONAMY HATER!!”

“BAWW! U AMY OR SONIC HATER!!”

“FUCK YOU. THIS COUPLE SUCKS! SONAMY AND KNUXOUGE RULES!”


:bulletred: Pfft, what fucked up reasons to hate a pairing. The characters DO NOT have to be the same fucking species or certain colors to be together. I don’t see you bitching over Tailsmo or Shadouge, and neither of them have similar colors nor are the same species, so what’s the problem? Knuckles doesn’t have to be stuck with echidna babes, and all the motherfucking hedgehogs don’t need to be paired together exclusively. Even Walt Disney had interspecies couples in many of his older works (Oswald and Ortensia, anyone?), so cut the crap. Stop with the couple assigning; it’s not cute or funny, it’s fucking annoying as hell. Also, Liking KnuxAmy ≠ Hating SonAmy or Knuxouge! I know many people who like all three (along with Sonouge). Just because you like a pair doesn’t mean you have to hate another pair that involves one of the same characters. Quit acting like every fucking thing has to be exclusive when it comes to shipping. Not everyone who likes a hetero pairing besides SonAmy that only includes only Sonic (Sonouge, SonSal, etc.) or Amy (KnuxAmy, TailsAmy, etc) hates SonAmy, please stop acting like they do. Same goes for people who like hetero pairings besides KnuxTikal and Knuxouge.

:bulletred: Hate to break it to you fellas, but dis/liking a pairing has ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY NOTHING to do with dis/liking a particular character. Only a shallow jackass would think that, but most Sonic fans have this mentality, unfortunately. Just because I ship KnuxAmy and Sonouge DOES NOT mean I hate Sonic, Rouge, Knuckles, or Amy in any way. In fact, I like all four of those guys and long before I started shipping those pairings (or any pairings in general) and I still like them. I know there’s tons of KnuxAmy fanfics where Sonic and Amy breakup or Sonouge fanfics where Sonic gets sick of Amy, but that doesn’t mean the writers hate any of said characters. Look, in the Gravitation fandom, I’ve seen Hiro/Suguru fics and Maiko/Ayaka fics where Hiro and Ayaka break up, but that doesn’t mean the authors hate either character. That’s just how they want the story to go. I’ve NEVER seen a KnuxAmy fan draw anti-art of Sonic or Rouge nor have I seen a Sonouge fan pester Knuckles or Amy fans. I’m NOT saying they’re perfect because all fans have their fair share of stupidity, but at least most of them have the decency NOT to shame others for liking a certain character or pairing. Even if I didn’t like any of those four characters or any pairings with them, I’d still be nice and let other have their fun. You know why? Because I have manners, which most shippers should have but don’t. Oh, and if you’re one of those Sonic Shippers who have nothing but shitty shipping/anti-shipping memes/MSPaint doodles/stamps in your gallery and fifty million favorites folders dedicated to anti-any pairing besides your OTP(you know who you are), don’t expect me or any sane shipper to respect you or take you seriously. And for those who wanna whine BAWWW U ELITIST BULLY!!11, maybe instead of acting like assmonkeys over pairings, how about you learn to draw and keep your fucking mouths shut?

:bulletred: So what if someone likes KnuxAmy instead of SonAmy or Taiream instead of Tailsmo? People can like whatever pairing they want, as long as they’re not being rude to other fans. Again, this is NOT an anti-picture of any kind; it’s a little “Fuck You” to the rude Sonic fans who harass others and myself over this pairing. I don’t give two shits if you’re mad at me, this needed to be said. And yes, I have tried to ignore the obnoxious shipperfags, but there’s only so much a girl can ignore. And if you’re gonna start boohooing about how mean I am, then skedaddle. I didn’t call anyone out directy, and I didn’t use names, so if you’re upset, oh well. Sometimes you have to find a way to get something through someone’s thick skull. Maybe if some of you shipperfags would stop whining over who ships who, this fandom wouldn’t be such a huge pile of shit in the first place.

TL; DR (I Know you didn’t Dumbass): KnuxAmy is NOT a crack pairing, and the fans aren’t stupid for liking it. Don’t be a jackass to someone for liking it. There are reasons to like a pairing, no matter how unpopular it is. If you hate seeing anti-shit of your favorite pairing, don’t do the same to others. Don’t like what I’m saying? Come at me, Hoes :iconcomeatmebroplz:.
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Jioseph-superfan63's avatar
I honestly like every pairings with who you want! And everybody can do this too, and prefer some pairings without being biggots.
I ship Sonamy, Sonally, Amy x Sally and Knuxamy. I love every pairings!

And great work on this! your drawing is quite pretty! ^^
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